Quote by Lewis Grizzard Download Open image ““Shoot low, boys. They're ridin' Shetland ponies.”” — Lewis Grizzard ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.1 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Everything looks the same out there. Hills, and bogs, and rocks. The ponies know the way, clever things, but a man…a man’s just a… — Lauren Gilley Copy Share Image
“My dear, I don't care what they do, so long as they don't do it in the street and frighten the horses” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“You see how many whips and things there are here. Our horses are very, very naughty.” — Thomas Pynchon Copy Share Image
“A few said they'd be horses. Most said they'd be some sort of cat. My friend said she'd like to come back as a… — Brian Andreas Copy Share Image
“He's threatening to breed polo ponies, but he's always been a man of great ideas, but little action, so I don't suppose he will.” — Rosamunde Pilcher Copy Share Image
“Are there any ponies in this?" asked my sister. "I thought there would be ponies by now.” — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“Horses are honest. They don’t hide their feelings. If they want to kick you, they kick you. People will wait for the most opportune… — Barbara Morgenroth Copy Share Image
“In my life, I have been kicked by horses and bitten by them. I've been stepped on, crushed against gates, and thrown to the… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
“you—you never gallop a horse homeward. They get all excited, thinking, ‘Woohoo, I’m about to get fed!’ and then they bolt for home and… — Brianna Karp Copy Share Image
“Two heavy draft horses are tied to the back of the wagon I follow,their feet the size of dinner plates.They scare me,but make good… — Julie Reece Copy Share Image
The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wiggle out of one. — Lewis Grizzard Copy Share Image
“Life is like a dog sled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.” — Lewis Grizzard Copy Share Image
Today's sensitive male has learned to share in open frank discussions about relationships like, "Where the hell did you get a crazy idea like… — Lewis Grizzard Copy Share Image
The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the… — Lewis Grizzard Copy Share Image
When My Love Comes Back from the Ladies' Room, Will I Be Too Old To Care? — Lewis Grizzard Copy Share Image
The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wriggle and weasel out of one. — Lewis Grizzard Copy Share Image
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. — Lewis Grizzard Copy Share Image
I wish one time in my life I could do what other writers do... get me a villa in Spain and go there to… — Lewis Grizzard Copy Share Image
I went last week to get hypnotized. To quit smoking. And the hypnotist said, 'The reason you smoke is you're bitter and depressed.' No,… — Lewis Grizzard Copy Share Image
Yankees don't understand that the Southern way of talking is a language of nuance. What we can do in the South is we can… — Lewis Grizzard Copy Share Image
