Disease Quote by Lewis Grizzard Download Open image “Life is a sexually transmitted terminal disease.” — Lewis Grizzard ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Disease Funny Humor Life Life is Perspective Sexually Terminal Terminal disease
Life - and I don't suppose I'm the first to make this comparison - is a disease: sexually transmitted, and invariably fatal. — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
Did you know that life is a sexually transmitted disease with a 100% fatality rate? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life is a terminal STD. You got it from the day you're born 'til the day you die. — Vanessa Copy Share Image
The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wiggle out of one. — Lewis Grizzard Copy Share Image
“Life is like a dog sled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.” — Lewis Grizzard Copy Share Image
Today's sensitive male has learned to share in open frank discussions about relationships like, "Where the hell did you get a crazy idea like… — Lewis Grizzard Copy Share Image
The only way that I could figure they could improve upon Coca-Cola, one of life's most delightful elixirs, which studies prove will heal the… — Lewis Grizzard Copy Share Image
When My Love Comes Back from the Ladies' Room, Will I Be Too Old To Care? — Lewis Grizzard Copy Share Image
The public, more often than not, will forgive mistakes, but it will not forgive trying to wriggle and weasel out of one. — Lewis Grizzard Copy Share Image
I came from a big family. As a matter of fact, I never got to sleep alone until I was married. — Lewis Grizzard Copy Share Image
I wish one time in my life I could do what other writers do... get me a villa in Spain and go there to… — Lewis Grizzard Copy Share Image
I went last week to get hypnotized. To quit smoking. And the hypnotist said, 'The reason you smoke is you're bitter and depressed.' No,… — Lewis Grizzard Copy Share Image
Yankees don't understand that the Southern way of talking is a language of nuance. What we can do in the South is we can… — Lewis Grizzard Copy Share Image
Women still, when they have breast cancer, go to work; they still lead their lives. They have to. I just did what I was… — Monica Potter Copy Share Image
The strains and stresses suffered by the individual in society are grounded in the normal functioning of that society (and of the individual!) rather… — Herbert Marcuse Copy Share Image
Let me tell you that atheism has never painted a masterpiece. Atheism has never dispelled fear. Atheism has never healed a disease; faith in… — John Hagee Copy Share Image
If japa is maintained, no useless talk during work will be possible. The mind will always remain peaceful. Modern day diseases are mostly psychosomatic.… — Mata Amritanandamayi Copy Share Image
The doctor who diagnosed me with ALS, or motor neuron disease, told me that it would kill me in two or three years. — Stephen Hawking Copy Share Image
“As a special branch of general philosophy, pathogenesis had never been explored. In my opinion it had never been approached in a strictly scientific… — Blaise Cendrars Copy Share Image
Ask God for temp'rance. That's th' appliance only Which your disease requires. — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
Ring out false pride in place and blood, The civic slander and the spite; Ring in the love of truth and right, Ring in… — Alfred the Great Copy Share Image
My identity shifted when I got into # recovery . That's who I am now, and it actually gives me greater pleasure to have… — Eric Clapton Copy Share Image
If you are a white male, you don't deserve to live. You are a cancer, you're a disease, white males have never contributed anything… — Noel Ignatiev Copy Share Image
Jesus never met a disease he could not cure, a birth defect he could not reverse, a demon he could not exorcise. But he… — Philip Yancey Copy Share Image
Religion is a disease. It is born of fear; it compensates through hate in the guise of authority, revelation. Religion, enthroned in a powerful… — George Amos Dorsey Copy Share Image
