Funny Quote by Les Standiford

“Now it’s hard to make out here but your dog has some dewlap, wrinkling on the forehead, the legs are a little long and…

— Joe Ide

“It is better to have crooked legs than a crooked spirit.”

— Marguerite De Angeli

“Clovensport, half German shepherd, half who-knows-what, was standing on hind legs before them.”

— Casey Sean Harmon

“You cannot hang a naughty dog without a bone in front of his nose.”

— Kangoma Kindembo

“for, as every one knows, dogs cannot with equanimity see a human being running.”

— Ivan Goncharov

“It’s easy as falling off a dog”

— Neil Mach

“There wasn’t anything wrong with these dogs. I wanted to take them all home with me. The whole damn warehouse of misery. Just strap…

— Steven Kotler

“Dogs are like that, I guess—they know how to fix you without ever saying a word.”

— Caroline George

“Both dogs and people are nicer after hitting bottom.”

— Erica Jong

“The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. Anonymous”

— Callie Smith Grant

“It may be between your legs, Pet, but make no mistake, this belongs to me. Understand?”

— Amelia Hutchins

“The trouble is,' the bound man went on, not stopped by anyone, 'that you are too closed off and have definitively lost faith in…

— Bulgakov Master and Margarita