Humor Quote by Lawrence Sanders Download Open image ““If I felt any better I'd be unconscious.”” — Lawrence Sanders ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.3 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“I understood that I was suffering because I couldn't make anyone else around me feel better.” — Muriel Barbery Copy Share Image
“I would rather be dead, than go back to being silent and suffocated.” — Tahereh Mafi Copy Share Image
“... all I can say is that you could have no better or more trustworthy companion than your own unconscious. ...” — Karen Hamaker-Zondag Copy Share Image
“I decided that if I didn't allow myself to fall asleep, then I wouldn't have to wake up again and despair.” — Sara Baume Copy Share Image
“I'm sorry to disappoint you, but my experience belongs to me, not the collective bloody unconscious.” — Ian McEwan Copy Share Image
“I am feeling much better now. I am fairly certain it was your letters that kept me alive.” — Lauren Baratz-Logsted Copy Share Image
“I fell asleep that night in the arms of a killer. I'd never slept better.” — T.M. Frazier Copy Share Image
“Eat, drink, smoke, swim in the ocean, play tennis, golf, and poker, watch polo, read trash, listen to pop singers, occasionally attend the theatre,… — Lawrence Sanders Copy Share Image
“I was an only child-- and so I became an only man." Joshua Bigg The Tenth Commandment” — Lawrence Sanders Copy Share Image
“Connie, have you been trying to call me?" No Archie. "Well, my phone has not been ringing all day, and I thought it might… — Lawrence Sanders Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
