““The four of us have bonded as a group. And though I’m glad that we have, I’d really rather that it hadn’t been caused by some frighteningly intimidating Italian girls spitting out a comment about us that, by its tone, was definitely dismissive. “Oh, jeez ,” sighs Paige, who’s rapidly becoming the Girl Who Says What Everyone Else Is Thinking. “How did this happen? I wanted some Italian boys , not skinny girls who’re gonna make the rest of us feel like crap!” She narrows her eyes and waves one fist at the sky. “This proves it,” she adds gloomily. “God is definitely a guy.””