Christmas Quote by Laura Thalassa Download Open image ““Other teenagers got clothes and electronics for Christmas. I got my name on a hit list.”” — Laura Thalassa ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.6 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Christmas
“Last December I saw an advertisement outside an electronics store. There was a little boy, delirious with delight, surrounded by computers, stereos, and other gadgets. The text read: “We know what your child wants for Christmas.” I stared at the poster, then said to no one in particular, “What your child wants for Christmas is your love, but if he… — Derrick Jensen Copy Share
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Let it be known I got rappers on my hit list, I got so many gifts you would swear I stole Christmas! — Soulja Boy Copy Share Image
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“I close my eyes, and words from an old book flow from my lips. “From flame to ashes, dawn to dusk, for the rest… — Laura Thalassa Copy Share Image
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“I’ll only agree to this if you do me one favor—” Me do him a favor? “Yeah, anything.” “Please give me my balls back… — Laura Thalassa Copy Share Image
“Because good and evil weren’t inborn traits. They were choices we made.” — Laura Thalassa Copy Share Image
“The dead were not so scary. The living were the ones you had to watch out for.” — Laura Thalassa Copy Share Image
“want to know a truth of mine?” “Always,” I say, turning my head to better face him. He takes my hand and presses it… — Laura Thalassa Copy Share Image
“I know all about broken things. I came from a broken house, and a broken land full of broken people. I have a broken… — Laura Thalassa Copy Share Image
“What’s a naked man doing in your bed? I thought we had a code for these kinds of things.” — Laura Thalassa Copy Share Image
“This is yours,” he said, pressing my hand more tightly to his chest. “And I don’t give it lightly.” — Laura Thalassa Copy Share Image
“His mouth twitches. “You give a siren a secret … and she asks for another.” “You have so many of them,” I say. “Don’t… — Laura Thalassa Copy Share Image
“was more likely to punch someone in the face than I was reasoning with them.” — Laura Thalassa Copy Share Image
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