"Some women are like elephants. I don't mean……" — Laura Schlessinger

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• The question is, are we happy to suppose that our grandchildren may never be able to see an elephant except… — David Attenborough
• Learning to play with a big amplifier is like trying to control an elephant. — Ritchie Blackmore
• We are not the only animal that mourns; apes do, and elephants, and dogs. Yet we are the only one… — Geraldine Brooks
• The U.N. bureaucracy has grown to elephantine proportions. Now that the Cold War is over, we are asking that elephant… — Madeleine Albright
• We admire elephants in part because they demonstrate what we consider the finest human traits: empathy, self-awareness, and social intelligence.… — Graydon Carter
• It's estimated that across Africa 100 elephants are killed for their tusks every day. It takes nothing more than simple… — Graydon Carter
• Words are cheap. The biggest thing you can say is 'elephant'. — Charlie Chaplin
• What? Men dodging this way for single bullets? What will you do when they open fire along the whole line?… — John Sedgwick
• The older I get, the more I see a straight path where I want to go. If you're going to… — T. Boone Pickens
• The largest land animal is the elephant, and it is the nearest to man in intelligence: it understands the language… — Pliny the Elder
• I shot a wild elephant in Africa thirty yards from me, and it didn't hit the ground until it was… — Sam Snead
• Suppose you came across a woman lying on the street with an elephant sitting on her chest. You notice she… — Sally Ride

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