Art Quote by Laura Durham
““P lanning a wedding can be murder. Planning weddings for a living is nothing short of suicide. “Is there a patron saint for wedding consultants? Because I think after this wedding, I just might meet the requirements.” I stood near the top of the wide marble staircase that swept down the middle of the Corcoran Gallery of Art’s central foyer . Below me, dozens of tuxedo-clad waiters scurried around the enormous hall filled end to end with tables and gold ladder-backed chairs. After having draped ivory chiffon into swags on all forty tables, I massaged the red indentations left””
About This Quote
Source Novel: The Corcoran Gallery Scene, unknown author, 2020
Wedding planning is portrayed as overwhelming, chaotic, and potentially self-destructive, highlighting the stress and absurdity of the profession.
In simple terms: Wedding planning feels chaotic and exhausting.
Accept the chaos, seek humor.
Themes
Mood
Type
When to use this quote
- wedding planning
- event coordination
- client meetings
- creative problem solving
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- How do you maintain sanity in high‑stress jobs?
- What humor helps you cope?
The quote exaggerates for comedic effect, not all planners experience suicide-level stress.