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Absurdity Quote by Larry Bird

“This is a silly place. Half the world has no clean water. The other half has so much that they pooh in it.” quote by Larry Bird — Download Open image

““This is a silly place. Half the world has no clean water. The other half has so much that they pooh in it.””

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Such squeamish youths as cannot bear to be connected with a little absurdity are not worth a regret.

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