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“Not after seeing Denise MacKenzie in full, glorious technicolour. “Could have happened to anyone,” was all he said, looking away. “Always seems to happen…

— L.J. Ross

“He shrugged. “You know I was in the dark about all that as much as you were. This time it’s straightforward. And sanctioned.” “Sanctioned…

— Barry Eisler

“I explained to him - as I withdrew the cup, ripped open the sachet and dunked the tea bag - that tea was an…

— Will Self

“Mornin’, Captain Winston!” Tempy grinned. “Oh, Andrew. Look at your hair! So handsome!” Andrew smiled and ducked his head. “Mama did it.” “Well, maybe…

— Tamera Alexander

“You know,” he said, “P.S.S. Piss Camp.” “Yeah, I get it,” I said, “It’s just not funny.”

— Ripley Patton

“He leaned over and removed the lid, and some really wonderful smells steamed out. But I wasn’t going to get excited, not this time,…

— Karen Chance

“I reach out and take his hand. “Well, he probably used up a lot of resources helping me knock you out,” I say mischievously.…

— Suzanne Collins

“I wanted to go now,” Myron replied. “But since Stanton wants my urinary tract protection, give my urine an hour to ferment a bit…

— Druga Jacqueline

“You don’t have to apologize,” Treston said. “I know where I work, I know what I do to make a living, and I know…

— Ryan Field

“This was going to be the best cup of tea ever, even if it did look piss weak and oily. He took a gentle…

— Simon Dunn

“Now, the scene you just saw," I began, pointing to the stage. "Was about you and T.C.," he concluded, nodding like he already knew.…

— Steve Kluger

“What I mean is, if you're absolutely off your rocker, but don't find it convenient to be scooped into the luny-bin, you simply explain…

— P.G. Wodehouse