Funny Quote by Kurrupted Data

When you're in bed, you're dead

— Mitch Albom

Dead? No excuse for laying off work.

— Ralph Richardson

It doesnt mean you are alive because you are out of bed but you are probably dead if you are in bed.

— Vikrant Parsai

Come on up, boys -I'm dead.

— Dylan Thomas

Death rock me asleep.

— William Shakespeare

Dont say I'm better off dead, cause heavens full & hell wont have me... Wont you make some room in your bed...

— Bmth

We are not dead but asleep, dreaming of ourselves.

— David Foster Wallace

Wanted Dead or Alive

— Johnny

I was dead inside.

— Lorraine Bracco

I woke up this morning so I'm still alive

— Young Jeezy

Life is a dream; when you wake up you are dead

— Kudo Eresia Ike

You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.

— Jeaniene Frost