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Gaze Quote by Kresley Cole

“Vampire females are as good as extinct.” Thad was aghast. “No females?” Natalya patted his shoulder. “You can date other species, Tiger. Don’t you worry. I’ve already thought of some ladies to relieve you of your big V. One’s a nymph—” “Over my dead body,” Regin said. “Two-bit hookers, every one…” quote by Kresley Cole
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““Vampire females are as good as extinct.” Thad was aghast. “No females?” Natalya patted his shoulder. “You can date other species, Tiger. Don’t you worry. I’ve already thought of some ladies to relieve you of your big V. One’s a nymph—” “Over my dead body,” Regin said. “Two-bit hookers, every one of them.” Thad scratched his head. “Mr. Lothaire said every male needed a purring nymph or two chained to the foot of his bed. As pets.” Natalya gasped. “All right, lad, no more talking to Lothaire.””

Kresley Cole

About This Quote

Source Novel: Immortals After Dark series, 2010s

The passage humorously explores a character’s frustration with a world where female vampires are scarce, highlighting cultural expectations and supernatural politics.

In simple terms: Female vampires are rare, causing social awkwardness.

Key Takeaway

Accept unconventional solutions to personal dilemmas.

Themes

humor fantasy gender roles social norms

Mood

playful ironic lighthearted

Type

fiction dialogue humor

When to use this quote

  • dating challenges
  • social expectations
  • fantasy worldbuilding

Key Concepts

mythology species dynamics power structures

Questions to Reflect On

  • How do societal expectations shape personal relationships?
  • What alternatives exist when norms fail?
A Different Perspective

The joke may downplay serious gender representation issues.

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