Amusing Quote by Kresley Cole

“How do you plan to keep me here during the day? An unblooded Forbearer shouldn’t be so hard to vanquish.” Vanquished by her? Amusing.…

— Kresley Cole

“Sister, why do you do that?" "Do what?" "Cage the animals at night?" "Well..." She looked up and out through the barred window before…

— Jennings Michael Burch

“Ruth's mouth dropped open, her delicate face contorting in outrage. 'Steal? How dare you! I don't steal!' 'That's good,' I went on, smirking at…

— Julie Kagawa

Clean up a pigsty," she commented one evening, "and if the creatures in it still have pig-minds and pig-desires, soon it will be the…

— Catherine Marshall

“Would you mind coming with me, Piglet, in case they turn out to be Hostile Animals?”

— A.A. Milne

“I'll keep it," she said. "Then, when you get back, after you and the dark one are done making out and planning a future…

— Kelly Creagh

“If, for my sins, or by my good fortune, I come across some giant hereabouts, a common occurrence with knights-errant, and overthrow him in…

— Miguel De Cervantes

Clarissa," he said, "here with the vampire, I see. When things have settled a bit, we really must discuss you choice in pets..

— Cassandra Clare

“It's a sweet setup, I'll admit. For all that the maids STILL show up each day with jumbo crucifixes, jumpy movements, and red eyes…

— Kresley Cole

- Might it console you to know that I expect nothing but torture from her return? That I regard you as a bird of…

— Vladimir Nabokov

“It was fun to see him becoming sententious again, glorying in a science he had invented, and as positive as a village soothsayer. 'So…

— Colette

“So all this time you thought I was a vampire? ' Edwart whispered furiously, pulling me a few inches to the left. 'Sure,' I…

— The Harvard Lampoon