"If I have to speak in public, I…" — Kirk Douglas

"If I have to speak in public, I am terrified."

— Kirk Douglas

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53 Quotes by Kirk Douglas

Kirk Douglas has 53 quotes on this site. A few more worth reading:

My mother and my father were illiterate immigrants from Russia. When I was a child they were constantly amazed that…
A stroke is a very difficult thing. You get depressed. . . . What I found was this: the cure…
Life is like a B-picture script. It is that corny. If I had my life story offered to me to…
I remember little things that break my heart. We were coming out of Michael's house one day, and he noticed…
The best wine comes from home, wherever it is.
The biggest lie is the lie we tell ourselves in the distorted visions we have of ourselves, blocking out some…
Now, why is it that most of us can talk openly about the illnesses of our bodies, but when it…
Why can't a woman be more like a dog, huh? So sweet, loving, attentive.
You have not learned to live until you have learned to give
Being seventy has its advantages. I was outspoken before, but now what have I got to keep quiet about?
Since my stroke, I have begun to see so many miracles all around me. I look out of the window…
You haven't learned how to live until you've learned how to give.

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