Ill Quote by Kieran Culkin

I don't know how long I'll be trick or treating. Maybe I'll be 80 years old and still trick or treating.

— Kieran Culkin

Yeah, yeah trick or treat. Now shut the hell up and give me the damn candy!

— Justin Lee Riner

Hoes gonna be tricking their treats tonight! Happy Halloween!

— Anonymous

“No, but I’m too old for trick-or-treating … so Halloween isn’t such a big deal anymore.”

— Kasie West

Treat or trick? If they're on the house, I want them both!

— Jean-Paul Malfatti

I remember arguing with my dad to let me dress up to go to a Halloween party in seventh grade, but I never in…

— Genndy Tartakovsky

I don't want to end up being a circus act, doing my most famous tricks when I'm 70.

— Pharrell Williams

Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg…

— Rita Rudner

Maybe we'll go trick-or-treating for Halloween, and I'll go as Pia Zadora.

— Pia Zadora

I have two rules when you come to my house on Halloween. Wear a costume - 'cause if you've manned your door at your…

— Greg Behrendt

For Halloween, I've gone trick-or-treating as Mary Poppins, Peter Pan, and Robin Hood.

— Jonathan Groff

Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said, "Go beg…

— Rita Rudner