“Yeah The other night I met this hot country momma She was lookin fine I was thinkin oooh yeah I wanna Take her home Make her mine But all she got to say to my pickup lines Was woah hoss!! Hit the break before We go any further, Lets get 1 thang straight How country are ya? Ya, she said I really need to know Can you two steps? Yep! Good cuz Id had to let you go You love your momma? Yep Make lots of money? You own a shutgun? Yep, yep I got 2 of those With all these city slicker Wanna-bes I had to be sure How country are you? Yep! Well she wore me out With her long interrogations I had my doubts and my own reservations I had a list of little things I wanted in a woman worth a wedding ring So I sat her down Said this wont take long Yeah Ive got a few questions of my own …”
