Alphabet Quote by Keith Murray

Why, if there is alphabet soup, do we not have punctuation cereal?

— Mary Norris

I like cereal

— Cheese

Rhymes with push-koo; I always say it sounds like a breakfast cereal.

— Eliza Dushku

I pore over every word on the cereal box at breakfast, often more than once. You can ask me anything about shredded wheat.

— Chris Van Allsburg

“Cereal is food, sort of. It tastes grainy, easy and light, with a hint of false fruitiness. It tastes the way America feels.”

— Gary Shteyngart

I don't eat cereal actually... Frosted Flakes... that's as close as I can get.

— Johnny Thunders

Favorite cereal is Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

— Big K.R.I.T

Syllables govern the world.

— George Bernard Shaw

I wish we had a world where the only labels were on cereal boxes

— Anonymous

To me, letters have always been a robust medium of sublimation. I don't remember what I was like before I learned my ABC's, but…

— Roy Blount, Jr

I have finally come to terms with the fact that I will never get the correct cereal-milk ratio.

— Anonymous

You know you've made it to the big time when you're on a cereal box.

— Mike Schultz