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“Hello niggas, Hello bitches! Ladies I hope you don't mind me calling you bitches cuz I don't know you all by name.”

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All comedy comes from a dark place.

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A woman gets stretch marks from one of two things. Either she was big and got small or she was small and got big.

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Weed was put on ths earth for niggers on the struggle & its got a chemical called fuck it.

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I don't care how old you are when a balloon is about to hit the floor you dive for that shit!

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Man! I'll suck dick for coke! By suck dick, I mean I'll do whatever it takes, and by coke, I mean cash cause I'm…

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Haters if u have nobody to hate on feel free to hate on me call my hair not luxurious when you know it is…

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If you 25 years old and you still walkin around talkin bout niggas aint shit you need to get a handle on yo mutha…

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Dont give me that shit that weeds a drug. It aint no motherfuckin drug. Ive done the research. Its just a plant. It just…

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Member we done put the coco puffs on top of the refrgerater and now they aint even up there , them damn group of…

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Had to be careful though, had to be careful coz weed is gettin stronger every 2 weeks.

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I can remember thinking, at the age of 3, that I invented the concept of lying. By a brilliant thought process, I figured that…

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