Quote by Katt Williams

All comedy comes from a dark place.

— Katt Williams

A woman gets stretch marks from one of two things. Either she was big and got small or she was small and got big.

— Katt Williams

Weed was put on ths earth for niggers on the struggle & its got a chemical called fuck it.

— Katt Williams

I don't care how old you are when a balloon is about to hit the floor you dive for that shit!

— Katt Williams

Man! I'll suck dick for coke! By suck dick, I mean I'll do whatever it takes, and by coke, I mean cash cause I'm…

— Katt Williams

Haters if u have nobody to hate on feel free to hate on me call my hair not luxurious when you know it is…

— Katt Williams

The past is something for you to learn from and the future is something that you hope is going to happen, but I'm always…

— Katt Williams

If you 25 years old and you still walkin around talkin bout niggas aint shit you need to get a handle on yo mutha…

— Katt Williams

Dont give me that shit that weeds a drug. It aint no motherfuckin drug. Ive done the research. Its just a plant. It just…

— Katt Williams

Member we done put the coco puffs on top of the refrgerater and now they aint even up there , them damn group of…

— Katt Williams

Had to be careful though, had to be careful coz weed is gettin stronger every 2 weeks.

— Katt Williams