Humor Quote by Katie Alender Download Open image ““preps are like cheerleaders, except less jumpy”” — Katie Alender ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
So I hate when preppy bitches just think they can just go and take other peooples boyfriends just b/c they are preppy they can… — Me Copy Share Image
“You are a reader, not a cheerleader" (from interview at Lilies and Cannonballs Review)” — Inigo Garcia Ureta Copy Share Image
“For an immature little preppy guy, you're pretty smart." "An immature little preppy guy ?" he repeated in an outraged tone of voice. "You… — Nick Wilgus Copy Share Image
“These, of course, are not the preppy boys we go to school with; these are the dirt-in-the-cracks-of-the-hands kind of boys, farmhands and fishermen who,… — Katie Crouch Copy Share Image
They say, 'Write what you know.' What I know isn't cheerleader; it has a little bit of teeth to it. — Melissa Marr Copy Share Image
“Ah, jeez... She really is a cheerleader.' And it seemed suddenly that this was true- not because she was an airhead or a hottie… — Margaret Peterson Haddix Copy Share Image
“Bellingham Academy: everything you always wanted in a prep school and less.” — Amber Dermont Copy Share Image
“Just because I live in the sunlight, enjoy being blond, and wear a cheerleading uniform, that doesn't mean I'm stupid. I'm so sick of… — Kelly Creagh Copy Share Image
“So their cheerleaders are ugly, their football players are wimps, and they're our archrivals because why?” — Jennifer Lynn Barnes Copy Share Image
“Just because you have blue hair and fucked-up clothes doesn’t mean you’re better than everyone else. Because you know what? You’re just conforming to… — Joe Meno Copy Share Image
Cheerleading makes people think differently... suddenly a liberty isn't just a statue in NY, pyramids aren't something you find in Egypt, and jumps are… — Camilia Copy Share Image
“I hope you don't really see yourself that way," I said. He turned to look at me and narrowed his eyes. "How do you… — Katie Alender Copy Share Image
“I was deep in a dream about photography-walking through a strange city with buildings that stretched so high they disappeared into the clouds. And… — Katie Alender Copy Share Image
“But I wouldn't tell them a thing. The less they knew, the better. I was positive of that. Ignorance is bliss, and the opposite… — Katie Alender Copy Share Image
“I know where they are.' 'Where?' 'Why should I tell you?' 'Because, if I don't have a suitcase, I can't go to Paris tomorrow,… — Katie Alender Copy Share Image
“So here's the deal: I speak up in class, I get sent to office. Megan speaks up in class, she's a "strong, assertive model… — Katie Alender Copy Share Image
“Stay sunny, we said. Because if you don't everyone will know you're a monster” — Katie Alender Copy Share Image
“I'd always assumed Beth and I would be friends forever. But then in middle of the eighth grade, the Goldbergs went through the World's… — Katie Alender Copy Share Image
“I've been bad. I've been good. Weak and Strong. Brave and afraid. A hero and a killer.” — Katie Alender Copy Share Image
“Kissing was an extension of that, a celebration. A little party between us, amplifying our naive joy, our faith that the world was delighted… — Katie Alender Copy Share Image
“Just say something real. Everyone just always tries so hard, and it all comes out the same. I just want someone to say something… — Katie Alender Copy Share Image
“some student who’d been caught putting bumper stickers that said ‘Gas Guzzler’ on every SUV in the parking lot.” — Katie Alender Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image