Quote by Kelly Creagh

“So their cheerleaders are ugly, their football players are wimps, and they're our archrivals because why?”

— Jennifer Lynn Barnes

“A cheerleader? Do I look like a guy who'd be interested in talking to a cheerleader?”

— Carrie Jones

“I feel blond. Good thing I am one, I have an excuse.”

— Sandrine Gasq-Dion

“Ah, jeez... She really is a cheerleader.' And it seemed suddenly that this was true- not because she was an airhead or a hottie…

— Margaret Peterson Haddix

“You are a reader, not a cheerleader" (from interview at Lilies and Cannonballs Review)”

— Inigo Garcia Ureta

“Being blond is not a hair color, it's a lifestyle.”

— Anonymous

“The sun's outside the bathroom window, trying to show us we're all being stupid. All you have to do is look around.”

— Chuck Palahniuk

“It's not just that I'm stupid; it's that I'm just smart enough to know how stupid I am. I wish I weren't so stupid.…

— John S. Hall

“When you don't go to the park or to the beach because you are ashamed of how you look, remember the girls and boys…

— Jamie Le Fay

“When it's sunny, why not spend some time dressing up and go out to have a walk!”

— Tachibana Higuchi

“It's easy to look glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.”

— Hedy Lamarr

“I don't want to keep you from the mob of fans beating down the door." "Hey, a guy can hope. I mean, it's not…

— Richelle Mead