Memoir Quote by Kate Madison

“I thought of my sweet little girl and her chubby cheeks, big brown eyes and long brown hair with bangs that constantly needed trimming.…

— Kate Madison

“Because when you’re a 23-year old party girl who has to pee you don’t really think about the possibility that your nerdy bouncer friend…

— Kate Madison

“The next day I received a phone call from Mr. Pride which began, “So, I heard you won Ho of the Year.” Well when…

— Kate Madison

Most memoirs about alcoholism, promiscuity, and addiction are deep, sobering tales full of scars that will never heal and include alarming statistics and reflection…

— Kate Madison

“To me, the words “food” and “guilt” didn’t belong in the same sentence unless, say, you were referring to how you felt about the…

— Kate Madison

I had a friend who got pregnant at age 14 and wasn't quite sure who the father was. Her paternity test went a little…

— Kate Madison

“The Lush hadn’t driven in almost a decade - ever since she got in an accident that shook her so badly she refused to…

— Kate Madison

“The entire partying lifestyle was superficial in my experience, and most of my friendships were as deep as a shot glass and as short-lived…

— Kate Madison

In an attempt to help me move on from my failed marriage, my mom set me up with Jesus Freak. In fact, the stoner…

— Kate Madison

Lesson learned: If a guy tells you you're his second choice, don't make him your first.

— Kate Madison

Lesson learned: Don't ever put a guy up on a pedestal. It's too easy for him to tip over and fall off.

— Kate Madison

“People always laugh at me when I tell them I’m scared of pencils, because they can’t fathom why anyone would fear a puncture wound…

— Kate Madison