Life Quote by Karla Telega

“I look at the check once more and then fold and tuck it into my bra. It's not every day a girl gets to…

— Laura Castoro

“Insurance for what?” “Life insurance?” “Which life?” “Medical coverage?” “I heal myself.” “Never mind.”

— Judith Post

“herself for such a place—something between a sweat shop and a mortuary. Instead, she caught”

— Becky Lee Weyrich

“And checked her phone every now and again.”

— Barbara Copperthwaite

“Her advice for how to live a long life? 'Working with serenity and without stress, not being jealous, and eating a lot of minestrone.”

— Karsten Thormaehlen

“Once when I visited her, she scuffed around the house in pink pile-lined slippers you'd wear only while waiting for the police to discover…

— Melissa Bank

“marked #3. It was going to be her home for the next ten days, while she basked in the freedom to do absolutely nothing…

— C.J. Hunt

“Check your vagina. Does it look kind of broken? If so, you probably had a baby. Seriously, mine was all Franken-gina for a good…

— Jenny Lawson

“Over the last month her grip on her home and work life had slipped beyond her control. Her earnings had disappeared to practically nothing.”

— Clare Donoghue

“(Innocent Assessment: They were just buying lunch for the crew working on her house. Not-So-Innocent Assessment: They're totally doing it.)”

— Kieran Scott

“I saw fingerprint sized bruises on her thighs. She told me she had been bumping into things at work. They disappeared afterwards. I later…

— Steven Magee

My wife bought an extra life insurance policy on me.

— Willie Aames