Absurd Quote by Karen Marie Moning

“Never punch from the elbow." "Of course not," I said. "Only a stupidibus would fight like that." Guess what? I can punch as well…

— Franny Billingsley

“Punch with your mouth and talk with your feet.”

— Jonathan Safran Foer

“Punch any of mine, and I’ll break your arm off and beat you to death with it.”

— Ilona Andrews

He punched me. If that's his best punch, he'll be in trouble some day.

— Patrick Roy

You didn't have to take a punch for me, you know,' he said. 'I'm a lover, not a fighter.' 'You're a freak is what…

— Sarah Dessen

“You can’t seriously expect me to fight you? I could kill you with one punch.”“If you managed to land it.”“I won’t hit a girl.”“Are…

— Eve Langlais

“Screw the punch; you want a knock-out, don’t you?”

— Teresa Denys

“Whenever you entertain the Bunch, Always plan to have a punch.”

— Mary Jane Remole

“You can’t be beaten by something you laugh at.”

— Jonathan Harnisch

“I dare you to punch me," I said. "You? Dare me?" He was laughing too hard to say anything else. I shove him. "I…

— Laurie Halse Anderson

My entire career, everybody says I need to punch somebody.

— Blake Griffin

Punch me in the face, I'll punch you twice as hard.

— Johny Hendricks