Wizard Quote by Karen Foxlee
““Wizards, she thought, when she gained her composure. What good were they if they couldn't tell you how to do stuff, if they were always talking in riddles and saying they knew everything before it even happened? It wasn't very helpful. If she were a wizard, she'd write reports for people. She'd make sure everything was very clear. She'd write, Looking for a magical sword? No problem. Go to the fifth floor, turn left, open a large wooden chest, et cetera, et cetera. She'd have check boxes. Found your magical sword? Place X here.””
About This Quote
Source Novel: The Magician's Apprentice, Karen Foxlee, 2023
The narrator criticizes wizards for being vague and cryptic, wishing they would provide clear, actionable instructions like a practical guide.
In simple terms: Wizards are too mysterious; need clear instructions.
Provide concrete steps instead of riddles.
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When to use this quote
- project planning
- customer support
- technical documentation
- training manuals
Key Concepts
Questions to Reflect On
- How could you balance detail with brevity?
- When is ambiguity useful?
Wizards may be valued for creativity, not just clarity.