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“I can assure you that your underwear is safe around me. I prefer having the little fruit on the underwear I’m wearing than to…

— Lindsey Brookes

“Do you mean the ‘you’re wearing my underwear’ face?” he asks, moving to the second button and swishing his head back and forth as…

— Kim Karr

“See. Told you I had sexy underwear." "They're only sexy because you're in them.”

— Lisa Kessler

“Ariel sighed. “How are you not self-conscious about that?” Kitty chuckled. “Hey, I got used to it in a hurry, and I kind of…

— Don A. Martinez

“You have underwear." "I'm glad you enjoyed it. Did you try it on?" "Nah. Just rubbed it against my face.”

— Linda Howard

“I'm commandeering some shorts." A drawer squeaked. "Oh, for pity's sake. You wear tighty-whities. With superheroes?”

— Pam Godwin

“Uh huh. Oh, except for my underwear. They’re a little tight. I think my butt is getting bigger too.” “More for me to squeeze.”…

— Nina Lane

“Always wear pretty underwear, on account of you just never know.”

— Jill Conner Browne

“What are you staring at? You saw me in my underwear just a few hours ago.” He made a choked sound and smiled—his characteristic…

— Noelle Adams

“My banana is decomposing in my pocket. I was happy to see you, but now I’m brown and soft and sort of squishy.”

— Jarod Kintz

“The bastard had made my underwear disappear.”

— R.K. Lilley

“You know, there’s this thing called pants. You should try it out.” He cast me a cheeky grin as he turned. “You’d be devastated.…

— Jennifer L. Armentrout