Dogs Quote by K.D. Grace

“Do you think dogs enjoy fucking? Or is it something so primal, so intrinsically necessary that it just happens, just occurs? Do you think…

— Kris Kidd

“She said when a boy and a girl dog copulate, the head of the boy's penis swells and the vaginal muscles of the girl…

— Chuck Palahniuk

“Because the thing of it is, no matter how much you enjoy sex, there’s something jolting and strangely disturbing about witnessing the sex of…

— Jonathan Tropper

Pet lovers know that animals sometimes understand us better than we do, and the annals of human sin and desire provide plenty of stories…

— Tony Snow

“You see, the penis, it's so graceless, wouldn't you agree? When it's cold and shrivelled up, it looks like W.H. Auden in his old…

— Yann Martel

I'm professional, I'm allowed to say this. I let him lick my balls. So, that's what you need to get close with your animal.

— Will Ferrell

Some of the wildest men make the best pets.

— Mae West

Intimacy with a beloved pet or special animal makes millions of people feel as though they win the lottery every day.

— Marty Becker

I don't understand people who have sex with their dog in the room.

— Cameron Diaz

I'm sexing raw dog without protection.

— LL Cool J

“New Rule: A dog is the only animal that can get you laid. No offense, parrot guy, but it's not gonna happen. When women…

— Bill Maher

Dogs are animals that poop in public and you're supposed to pick it up. After a week of doing this, you've got to ask…

— Anthony Griffin