Quote by K.A. Lombard

“What I taste, I said, reading from my page, is what I remember from my last Dorito, plus the chemicals that are kind of…

— Aimee Bender

“[Ella] “Again, I ask, whose side are you on?” [Lola] “The side that has the least Dorito-flavored vomit on the floor after the party.”

— Dakota Cassidy

“You can’t colour your world with someone’s paint.”

— Israelmore Ayivor

“I just bought a can of brown paint. It’s more expensive than coffee, but I really hit the wall after I chug it.”

— Jarod Kintz

“Paint what you know, especially if it looks like something you shouldn't know.”

— Andrew Levy

“What do you cook for a douche bag that you plan to give the shock of their life?”

— Glenna Maynard

“You know what really fries my Puerto rican pancakes?”

— Mark Gungor

“Quit hogging the Cheetos, you stupid fuck.”

— Chris Bowsman

“I cannot paint what then I was.”

— William Wordsworth

What I say to an artist is, 'When you can't paint - paint.

— Joyce Cary

“Two applesauce shots, please." I gaped at her. "Shots? God, what are we, in college?" She moved her wavy brown hair out of her…

— Beth Harbison

“You know you’re a real grown-up when nothing but Oreos is black and white.”

— Maria Murnane