Bad Quote by Justin Gatlin

I hurt my toe on turf and I hurt my ankle. I never got hurt on grass.

— A. J. Green

I left football, and overnight, I couldn't walk. I wet the bed even though the bathroom was only three meters away. It was 4…

— Gabriel Batistuta

I went to sleep with gum in my mouth and now there's gum in my hair and when I got out of bed this…

— Judith Viorst

On a 60-mile trek with a 200-kg. bergen on my back, I felt my ankle break. Some might have given up. I broke my…

— Ant Middleton

The worst injury I ever had was a stress fracture from running.

— Grete Waitz

I was playing baseball, and I tripped over first base - I'm very clumsy - and I fell and broke my wrist. That was…

— Christopher Mintz-Plasse

When I was in boy scouts, I slipped on the ice and hurt my ankle. A little old lady had to help me across…

— Steven Wright

It was raining cats and dogs, and I fell in a poodle.

— Charles A. Murray

I tried to run and then I heard a pop from my groin. I felt pain and I couldn't run.

— Cedi Osman

I was at a party in Alexandra Palace tobogganing on the ski slope, got whiplashed at 40mph, put my hands out to balance myself,…

— Dave Clark

Then there was the time in Hollywood when I sat down in a breakaway chair and it collapsed on me. I was nearly knocked…

— Jack Paar

I was in lingerie on a trampoline and I had to jump into the air for eight hours. My legs were starting to buckle.

— January Jones