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I don't know how to use a washing machine.

— Ronan Keating

I was more ashamed that I couldn't work the washing machine than the fact that I was taking drugs.

— Elton John

“You know you're a chemist when you expect your washing machine not just to have "spin" but to have "lock and shim" as well.…

— Lukasz Pilarski

Women and Washing Machines are similar in a way, you have to use your hands in their absence.

— Anonymous

I do have my own washing machine, but I do miss going to the laundromat. I love the smell of fabric softener.

— Cynthia Erivo

My washing machine overwhelms me with its options and its sophistication.

— Uma Thurman

I am the washing machine of love. And if you have no idea what I mean, maybe it's time to let some laundry into…

— Anonymous

Learn to put your troubles in your pocket, then leave them there when you do your laundry.

— John Avery

Hand wash only = 'Machine wash, gentle cycle.'

— Anonymous

It's so important to me to do the washing, do the Hoovering. I don't ever want to lose contact with that.

— Kate Bush

I know how to separate my own laundry.

— Amy Ryan

Even in 'Khatron,' I used to wash my own clothes.

— Hina Khan