Job Quote by Joshua Malina

Someone on the internet referred to me as 'that horrible little man who's replacing Rob Lowe', which is hurtful, because I think of myself…

— Joshua Malina

I won't divulge the details, but there's a way to call somebody's phone and have whatever number you want appear on the caller I.D.…

— Joshua Malina

I delight in embarrassing somebody else.

— Joshua Malina

I plan someday to do a one-man show based solely on the e-mails of Bellamy Young. And people will think I've written a brilliant…

— Joshua Malina

I've been on plenty of things that never took off, and I've been on one thing, 'The West Wing,' that was a big hit,…

— Joshua Malina

I like to get my 10,000 steps in.

— Joshua Malina

I'm incapable of truly relaxing. I remember when I was younger and less wise or experienced, actors that I knew would always talk about…

— Joshua Malina

Now everybody's got a video camera, so go make videos with your friends or see if you can get a part in a film…

— Joshua Malina

I always wanted to be an actor. It sort of prevented that whole - I never had any of that kind of angsty period…

— Joshua Malina

I like to put shaving cream in the door handle of people's cars and that kind of thing.

— Joshua Malina

I think if you stand me up next to Rob Lowe, it's like we represent two different species.

— Joshua Malina

It's very easy to divide a long shoot day into 15 or 20 rounds of 'What do I eat next?'

— Joshua Malina