Cerebral palsy Quote by Josh Blue Download Open image “Ever see a guy with cerebral palsy run through a speed ladder? I mean, that is funny.” — Josh Blue ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Cerebral palsy Funny Ladder Mean See Speed
When I ask people what they think of when they hear the term 'cerebral palsy,' I usually get one of two responses. They either… — Maysoon Zayid Copy Share Image
Look, calling somebody in a wheelchair handicapable doesn't all of a sudden give them the power to climb stairs or the ability to grab Ho-Hos off the top shelf. — Glenn Beck Copy Share
One of my favorite sketches, and a popular comedy formula, is to put someone with a mental handicap in some kind of unlikely situation. For example: The retarded gynecologist, the retarded Jesus, the retarded Osama Bin Laden. It works. It's funny. Inappropriate? I dunno. I feel like I'm a pretty good judge of what crosses the line of good taste… — Bonnie McFarlane Copy Share
In our story logic which we're making up, if we're saying he's alive, then like a quadriplegic who's in bed he can move his… — John Badham Copy Share Image
Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I played a paraplegic on a show called 'Neighbours.' Just turned up on set, sat in a wheelchair. The producer came up to me… — Liam Hemsworth Copy Share Image
When I see someone in a wheelchair, even I do a double-take. And as someone who has a prosthetic leg, when I see someone… — Alex Brooker Copy Share Image
A small dick's like a disability, man! Would you make fun of a guy in a wheelchair?! Huh? Where are you, you sick fuck?!… — Scary Movie Copy Share Image
Wanna play a joke on your chiropractor? The next time he starts working on you, go limp and soil yourself. — Mike Wilmot Copy Share Image
As you walk, hop, hobble, or wheel Meeting people of different kinds, Remember that being handicapped Is only a state of mind — Stephen Cosgrove Copy Share Image
In 2003, he was hit by a subway in Prague and lost both of his legs. It made me realize that we take for… — Bianca Kajlich Copy Share Image
It's really bad sometimes to be crippled in a wheelchair, and it reminds you that you can't fight back when someone's trying to rob… — Fredrick Brennan Copy Share Image
The more I move on stage, the more people are just drawn to the movement. The way that I walk and my gait -… — Josh Blue Copy Share Image
Soccer is an endless source of material. I mean, take my Paralympic teammates. It's a mix of 12 goofy, disabled guys and when we… — Josh Blue Copy Share Image
It's hard enough for disabled people to get acting jobs without able-bodied people taking them. As an actor, I know that I'm not going… — Josh Blue Copy Share Image
Whether you know it or not, when you leave one of my shows, you have a different understanding of disabilities and what disability is. — Josh Blue Copy Share Image
It's just so weird that some people recognize me from TV and then other people say, 'Get away from me, you drunk!' — Josh Blue Copy Share Image
As I get older and mature and see the world, I think it's really rewarding to have people take inspiration - I hate the… — Josh Blue Copy Share Image
I memorize stuff that I know works, and then 25 percent is just feeding off the audience and going where they want to go.… — Josh Blue Copy Share Image
“I have spastic bilateral quadriplegia, also known as cerebral palsy. It limits my body, but not my mind.” — Atheneum Books for Young Readers Copy Share Image
When I ask people what they think of when they hear the term 'cerebral palsy,' I usually get one of two responses. They either… — Maysoon Zayid Copy Share Image
I have Ataxic Cerebral Palsy, which happened at birth. I was starved of oxygen and didn't breathe for fifteen minutes, which I really wouldn't… — Rosie Jones Copy Share Image
I like to try to give something back to the community because I feel fortunate for how I was raised and how my life… — Curtis Joseph Copy Share Image
For me, cerebral palsy wasn't the biggest deal, because I always had it. You know, you always work with what you got. — Zach Anner Copy Share Image
“When Tito was born, I was writing my fifth novel. That was how I saw my future: living in Venice and jumping from novel… — Diogo Mainardi Copy Share Image
“It was a myth you couldn't function on opiates: shooting up was one thing but for someone like me-jumping at pigeons beating from the… — Donna Tartt Copy Share Image
I completely admire my mother for raising a child with cerebral palsy at home. — Natalia Vodianova Copy Share Image
After months of preparation, on November 1st 2010, I became a married woman. I say married but since we're both female, the legal term… — Liz Carr Copy Share Image
When I was born, I had a birth injury in my second and third vertebrae. It gave me what they called spastic paralysis, which… — Leon Russell Copy Share Image
Oh, my goodness, when you're a mother and you just give birth to a child with spina bifida and - or Down's Syndrome or… — Joni Eareckson Tada Copy Share Image
“Most kids grow sullen and angry when they’re working through issues, but Thanet mustered up another kind of bull-headed strength. The kind that sees… — Laura Anderson Kurk Copy Share Image
