Sweet guy Quote by Josephine Angelini

“I'm your guardian angel, not your monkey.”

— Erica Ridley

“You must show him your monkey: I am sure he will like that.”

— Elizabeth Bowen

“Oof! That’s what a guy gets for being chivalrous?” he says, pretending to look wounded but then grins wickedly. “Unless this is the start…

— Joanne McClean

“Your friend is so ugly and hairy. Hey, you'll upset my monkey ! We were talking to the monkey...”

— Anonymous

“DO NOT UNDERSTAND YOU MONKEYS.”

— Jay Kristoff

“Feelings fucking suck monkey balls.”

— Danielle Jamie

“If you can't handle my CRAZY... You don't deserve my AWESOME!”

— Comic Strip Mama

“And you should warn him that if he hurts you, I will scissor kick him in the nuts.  Tell him, okay? You tell him…

— M. Leighton

“I know all about insanity. It's not that bad once you beat up everyone who teases you about it.”

— Eve Langlais

“Come back with a healthy monkey, or don't come back at all.”

— Brian K. Vaughan

“I'm the lucky monkey,”

— Efrat Haddi

“It’s better to be a modest man instead of a conceited monkey.”

— M.F. Hopkins