Creek Quote by Joseph Heller

“...the headwaters of Shit Creek are a cruel and treacherous expanse.”

— Roger Zelazny

“That's one problem I've always had: when I'm anywhere near shit creek, I have to know how far up that creek actually goes." --Hester…

— Mercedes Helnwein

“He had to keep tearing his gaze from her chest, because this was so not the time to be caught up in lust. This…

— Bethany Lovell

“Where are we going? (Astrid) Up Shit Creek sans the paddles. (Zarek)”

— Sherrilyn Kenyon

The behavior of some children suggests that their parents embarked on the sea of matrimony without a paddle.

— Anonymous

“I thought about the hours we spent practicing increasingly complex math problems. He taught me that lack of knowledge and lack of intelligence were…

— J.D. Vance

“That better be the best 'something' in Hell,” I said. “Otherwise we’ll be up Styx creek, and without a paddle, we’re dog meat.”

— Turhan Halil

“lack of knowledge and lack of intelligence were not the same. The former could be remedied with a little patience and a lot of…

— J.D. Vance

Yeah, a lot more than he likes you," said Oh. It didn't look like Milo appreciated the joke very much. "That's debatable," said Milo.…

— Patrick Carman

Life is like a boat without a paddle, you have the option to swim. Not knowing if you'll survive or when you'll make it…

— Jennifer Amorelli

Something like 'Without a Paddle' does really well at the box office and I'm like, 'Oh, here we go.' In 'Without a Paddle' I'm…

— Matthew Lillard

“The thought that came to mind was a phrase her Nana had often said when she'd found herself in a bad situation. She was…

— C.C. Hunter