Sick-humor Quote by Jon Skovron

“I just feel like we understood each other." "Oh," says Rob, and nods kind of stiffly. "Wait," says Jael. "Are you, like, jealous of…

— Jon Skovron

“Jael" It still gives her a strange shiver when he says her name. Like she can almost get a sense of the person he…

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“Her skin is slowly peeled from her body. She knows something low and guttural must be coming out of her mouth, She can feel…

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“Dear reader, if you have ever had to tromp around on a hot golf course for hours, lugging someone else's ungainly golf bag filled…

— Jon Skovron

“Sure it is, but global warming isn't the death of the Earth. It's the death of humanity. It's more like the Earth's way of…

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“You were trying to impress her with a story about getting mauled by a thresher?” “It made sense at the time.” “Ah, youth.” He…

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“If you don't have faith in your own abilities, it's never going to be anything more than potential”

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“- "Sometimes I think people would believe in aliens before they'd believe in demons" - "That's how it is, now!”

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“Oh my God, I can totally see it," says Britt. She scrunches her face into a frown and glares at herself in the mirror.…

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“I tried to look at writing a song almost like solving a mystery. The song was there, buried somewhere in my brain. All I…

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“The stuff you do is way more important than the stuff you believe.”

— Jon Skovron

“He would talk about how important all music was. How it took us--not just the people who played it but the people who heard…

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