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“Which is why Mom, when she’s being indiscreet, refers to the trophy room as the “vet’s office.” Because that’s where Dad brings people to take their balls.” quote by John Scalzi
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““Which is why Mom, when she’s being indiscreet, refers to the trophy room as the “vet’s office.” Because that’s where Dad brings people to take their balls.””

John Scalzi

About This Quote

A humorous metaphor likening a father’s sexual encounters to a veterinary office, using a trophy room as a joke about masculinity.

In simple terms: It jokes that a dad’s “vet’s office” is where he brings people for sexual acts.

Key Takeaway

Be mindful of humor that may objectify.

Themes

humor sexuality family dynamics

Mood

playful provocative

Type

satirical edgy

When to use this quote

  • casual conversation
  • comedy
  • writing

Key Concepts

metaphor taboo topics

Questions to Reflect On

  • Is this joke funny or offensive?
  • How does it affect perceptions of masculinity?
A Different Perspective

Humor can reinforce stereotypes.

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