Quote by John Scalzi

“When I was with my mother, I sometimes thought of myself of a trophy—something to be flaunted before friends. When out of public view,…

— Joan Frances Casey

“A mother's heart is the child's schoolroom.”

— Henry Ward Beecher

“I won an Oscar. I Won it in a raffle. It’s a replica, but I still gave a teary-eyed acceptance speech. I thanked your…

— Jarod Kintz

“those puppies could incapacitate the biggest, baddest jock and have him crying all the way home to Mom. Give her a vagina any day—it…

— Kate Meader

“Awards are merely badges of mediocrity.”

— Charles Ives

“Keep a dog in the office—it’s great for morale.”

— Marcus Gibson

We are raising a generation of kids where everyone gets a trophy. But in real life, everyone don't get a trophy.

— Killer Mike

“As a dad, you are Vice President. You are part of the Executive Branch of the family, but you are the partner with the…

— Jim Gaffigan

“Auggie, Mom’s taken her to the vet like three times in the last two months. She’s been throwing up left and right. Haven’t you…

— R.J. Palacio

“When I was ten, we had a dog. He humped everything and anything—from the maid’s leg to my parents’ four-poster bed. He was insatiable.…

— Emma Chase

“She gives your son a lobotomy, and that’s okay. Then she’s mean to your dog and you get a divorce?”

— Howard Dully

“It's really a very simple arrangement, little mother. He fully understands that either they get healthy, or he gets sick. That sort of encourages…

— David Eddings