Quote by John Lloyd Download Open image ““Zischeln is a useful German verb meaning “to whisper angrily.”” — John Lloyd ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.8 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“There needs to be a German compound word for feeling both guilty and enraged.” — Brittany Cavallaro Copy Share Image
“Anyway, zis is Austria. Now somesing else funny! Ze Austrians do not call it 'Austria.' Zey call it O-s-t-e-r-r-e-i-c-h!" and the professor wrote the… — Bertrand R. Brinley Copy Share Image
“What’s their name for Echo?” “Zhenniao.” “English, Ogden.” “Poisonfeather.” — Matthew FitzSimmons Copy Share Image
“Anger is unpleasant, for all concerned," John said. "We'd prefer not to have anything to do with it, but it is the expression of… — Alan McCluskey Copy Share Image
“To Laurent, in the same voice, he said, 'Calm down.' Laurent said, 'I wasn't finished.' 'Finished what?' Reducing every man in the room? Jord… — S.U. Pacat Copy Share Image
“Zwounds, ye fat paunch, an ye call me a coward, by the Lord, I'll stab thee.” — William Shakespeare Copy Share Image
“As a baby, Oliver Cromwell was abducted by his grandfather’s pet monkey.” — John Lloyd Copy Share Image
“James Joyce married a woman named Nora Barnacle. She once said to him, ‘Why don’t you write books people can read?” — John Lloyd Copy Share Image
“Tour de France riders need to eat the equivalent of 27 cheeseburgers a day.” — John Lloyd Copy Share Image
“There is no known scientific way of predicting earthquakes. The most reliable method is to count the number of missing cats in the local… — John Lloyd Copy Share Image
Jokes are a lot about meaning. I think if we understand what jokes mean and why they work, we'd understand everything else. Genuinely I… — John Lloyd Copy Share Image
“About 200,000 academic journals are published in English each year. The average number of readers per article is five. The average numbers of… — John Lloyd Copy Share Image
“When John Hetherington ventured out in public wearing the first top hat, it was considered so shocking that children screamed, women fainted, and a… — John Lloyd Copy Share Image
“Robert Burns was never called Rabbie or Robbie—though he did occasionally call himself Spunkie.” — John Lloyd Copy Share Image
The universe is fractal. The closer you look at it, the more interesting it becomes. — John Lloyd Copy Share Image