Luck Quote by John L. Monk

“Our names and titles are assigned randomly by a small monkey who has been fed an exceedingly large amount of gin.”

— Brandon Sanderson

“A monkey could do my job better and with more hilarious results.”

— Marie-Helene Bertino

“They looked like two apes pounding their chest and asking for a banana. The thing about me—I was not so willing to give just…

— Krista Ritchie

“I'll buy Chiquita bananas with your smoking-fund money cos this monkey is our future. All hail the monkey!”

— Jonathan Dunne

“He was on the verge on insanity with one foot on a banana peel...”

— James Patterson

“A man once said the definition of insanity was doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results. I was his test…

— V. Theia

“every time a reader leaves a book review, a crippled monkey gets a free banana. I”

— Bobby Adair

“I'm the lucky monkey,”

— Efrat Haddi

“He took himself off to bed. He wasn’t going to sit there and wait for an answer like he had sent e-mail to God.…

— Scott Archer Jones

“He was about to find out that when you open a door with a psychiatrist’s name on it, you’d better be prepared to witness…

— Jim Carroll

“So when I ran out of the final bottle of Zoloft, I didn’t take any more. I didn’t call Dr. Barney either. I just…

— Ned Vizzini

“The monkey didn't help matters any. He was sitting on top of the microbus, just watching the undead plunge to their end. His face…

— Max Brooks