Quote by John Joseph Adams Download Open image ““Killed by a librarian with a red card," said Jerry. "that's got to be embarrassing.”” — John Joseph Adams ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“Your reciept is your library card." -- On what killed the brick and mortar bookstores.” — Michael P. Naughton Copy Share
“While lying in traction in the hospital the next day, I informed Jerry that he could promptly take his cake, hideous football photo and… — Kate Langdon Copy Share Image
“It's a mistake to lie to a librarian, you know. Some people assume we're shy and gullible, but we know how to dig up… — Virginia Lowell Copy Share Image
“Jerry was a massive, lumbering, redheaded, freckled bully whose head was vastly disproportionately larger than the rest of his body. Like one of those… — Sam Harris Copy Share Image
“I can see the headlines now - 'Librarian Dies From Head Explosion Due to Years of Suppression; Words Found Plastered All Over the Walls… — Kathleen Buckley Copy Share Image
“She's a librarian, Sim said. They're not teachers; don't give you half as much hassle. If there's a fire in the school and I've… — Keith Gray Copy Share Image
“The Librarian liked being best man. You were allowed to kiss bridesmaids, and they weren't allowed to run away.” — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
Ah...' Park said, pained. 'What?' 'Those are alphabetized.' 'It's okay. I know the alphabet.' 'Right.' He looked embarrassed. 'Sorry. — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
“I told him. We got a library here. Got plenty of good books, too. -Larry Brown, Dirty Work” — Larry Brown Copy Share
“Science fiction and fantasy, though they seem to be about the future or fictional worlds, are always at their core really about the problems… — John Joseph Adams Copy Share Image
“Those are stories, little one,” said the cobbler. “Stories are made up except when they’re not.” — John Joseph Adams Copy Share Image
“We believe we know a great lot, with our instruments and things, but I was old enough then to believe we don't know half… — John Joseph Adams Copy Share Image
“Glinda sat at her desk, doing whatever sorceresses do in the mornings.” — John Joseph Adams Copy Share Image
“There is some sickness in man, some paranoid delusion, some grandiose morbidity that runs right through to distant ancestors. Or maybe it is the… — John Joseph Adams Copy Share Image
“There are hardly any women in Iram. This is a problem, because without women nothing happens.” — John Joseph Adams Copy Share Image
“oh do you remember when we were courting when my head lay upon your breast you could make me believe by the falling of… — John Joseph Adams Copy Share Image
“I think everyone is a foolish child,” said the Emperor of the Air. “I know I’m one.” — John Joseph Adams Copy Share Image
“Surely love cannot exist outside of time. It depends upon small objects.” — John Joseph Adams Copy Share Image
