Humor Quote by John Irving

“You're going to, Clay? She whispered before he could leave. You're really going to read to me? Sure. The smile that lit Jackie's face…

— Lori Wick

“But Jess had outgrown that. And anyway, the twins weren’t so exactly alike. Eddie was quiet and serious. Sam never shut up and he…

— Lauren Tarshis

“Where are you guys getting all of this?" I asked. "What does it matter if I - oh come on." We'd reached the lobby…

— Richelle Mead

“...he couldn't help but wonder what Hannah might have looked like if...he'd answered that question April had asked him years ago.”

— Sandi Layne

“Eddie I'm not going to claim to be any expert in romance, but even I can tell that you're crazy about Jill." He promptly…

— Richelle Mead

“Jericho, hmm?" Hannah felt an answering grin curve her lips. "I suddenly feel a great fondness for that name." The two women giggled like…

— Karen Witemeyer

“Why had Jesse asked Scarlett to sit next to him? And since when did guys go to the bathroom together?”

— Lauren Conrad

“Ryan couldn't believe his eyes. Gran wearing leather chaps in a Harley shop, talking about her ass. It was a living nightmare. "What am…

— Kylie Gilmore

“Ruth couldn’t stand it anymore. “You two are making too much noise. This is Oma’s celebration.” She creased her brows and looked from her…

— June Bryan Belfie

“You know what we need?" "A new plan?" asked Lissa. "A miracle?" asked Eddie. I paused and glared at them both before responding. Since…

— Richelle Mead

“Your mother brought a strange man to this house once, Katarina. I had hoped it might be a few years before history repeated itself.”…

— Ally Carter

“I wish I had all day to watch this show but I got things to do,” Darius put in. “You gonna call this in?”…

— Kristen Ashley