Quote by John Green Download Open image ““When a guy and a girl get together, he puts his thing where she urinates and gets her period”” — John Green ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“If men ever got periods, believe me, you’d all be in a ball on the ground from cramps.” — Celeste Ng Copy Share Image
“He was acting like such a girl—like being around a good looking, fit guy was creating all these insecurities within him or something. At… — S.E. Culpepper Copy Share Image
“Nobody gets their period for the first time and has a nervous breakdown next to a Kohler toilet. Men have such stupid ideas about… — Jessica Park Copy Share Image
“You know, because women be peeing themselves after they have babies.” — Tiffany Haddish Copy Share Image
“A man and a woman are on a date. The woman says "I have something to confess, I'm actually a man." The man tells… — Mike Sov Copy Share Image
Male urination really is a kind of accomplishment, an arc of transcendance. A woman merely waters the ground she stands on. — Camille Paglia Copy Share Image
“When a girl lets you be the one to hold her as her entire world falls apart, even though you’re ass naked, it changes… — Kelly Oram Copy Share Image
“How the hell do I know what pisses a woman off?...Nobody knows because it can be any damn thing. It's an unsolved mystery. And… — Nora Roberts Copy Share Image
“He doesn't object to her sexualization, he just wants to be in control of it, and he wants it oriented towards his gratification. His… — Lundy Bancroft Copy Share Image
“And any man who would build a room in his house for some chick who blew him off? Any man who would wait years… — Emma Chase Copy Share Image
Issac:"I dislike living in a world without Augustus Waters." Computer: "I don't understand-" Issac: "Me neither. Pause — John Green Copy Share Image
She smiled with all the delight of a kid on Christmas morning and said, "Y'all smoke to enjoy it. I smoke to die." -… — John Green Copy Share Image
Neither novels or their readers benefit from any attempts to divine whether any facts hide inside a story. Such efforts attack the very idea… — John Green Copy Share Image
“Traffic's not too bad on Sheridan, and I'm cornering the car like it's the Indy 500, and we're listening to my favorite NMH song,… — John Green Copy Share Image
So I was ugly. I was never fat, really, and I never wore headgear or had zits or anything. But I was ugly. I… — John Green Copy Share Image
“said to him quietly, as if I couldn’t hear or something. Dad was about to respond but I interrupted.” — John Green Copy Share Image
I believe humans have souls, and I believe in the conservation of souls. — John Green Copy Share Image