““Thank You! Thanks very much. NMH couldn't make it,but we're Ashland Avenue, and we're here to rock!" No, I think. You're Ashland Avenue and you're here to suck. We thought Neutral Milk Hotel was playing?" and I look down and say, "Me--I stammer for a second, and then say "too. I'm here for them too." The girl leans into my ear to shout above the atonal arrythmic affront to decency that is Ashland Avenue. "Ashland Avenue is no Neutral Milk Hotel.””
