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Feminism Quote by John Green

“I have a date,' he explained. 'This is an emergency.' He paused to catch his breath. 'Do you know' - breath - 'how to iron?' I walked over to the pink shirt. It was wrinkled like an old woman who'd spent her youth sunbathing. If only the Colonel didn't ball up his every belonging and stuff it into…” quote by John Green
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““I have a date,' he explained. 'This is an emergency.' He paused to catch his breath. 'Do you know' - breath - 'how to iron?' I walked over to the pink shirt. It was wrinkled like an old woman who'd spent her youth sunbathing. If only the Colonel didn't ball up his every belonging and stuff it into random dresser drawers. 'I think you just turn it on and press it against the shirt, right?' I said. 'I don't know. I didn't even know we had an iron.' 'We don't. It's Takumi's. But Takumi doesn't know how to iron, either. And when I asked Alaska, she started yelling, "You're not going to impose the patriarchal paradigm on me." Oh God, I need to smoke. I need to smoke, but I can't reek when I see Sara's parents. Okay, screw it. We're going to smoke in the bathroom with the shower on. The shower has steam. Steam gets rid of wrinkles, right?””

John Green

About This Quote

Source Novel: The Fault in Our Stars, 2012

A humorous, chaotic scene where a character struggles with an unfamiliar task, highlighting social awkwardness and personal coping mechanisms.

In simple terms: A character fumbles with ironing while dealing with social pressure.

Key Takeaway

Embrace humor in awkward moments.

Themes

humor social anxiety everyday life coping gender dynamics

Mood

lighthearted reflective

Type

conversational narrative

When to use this quote

  • daily chores
  • friendship
  • self‑care

Key Concepts

miscommunication irony stress relief

Questions to Reflect On

  • What does the iron symbolize?
  • How do you cope with social pressure?
A Different Perspective

The absurdity may mask deeper frustration or avoidance.

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