Australia Quote by John Bishop
“One of my sons has a tattoo on his ankle that was meant to be Africa but looks like Australia, one of my sons mumbles, and one of my sons is a gay man. I'll be honest, there's been loads of nights when me and my wife have sat up and worried and worried and worried, 'What are we going to do if he doesn't stop mumbling?'”
![“[...]he‘s a man you‘d be proud to bring home to mom. Gay or straight. Unfortunately, if your mother is anything like mine, you‘d probably never get him back out of her house.” quote by Adrienne Wilder](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/3c5/adrienne-wilder-23087_funny_he-s-a-man-you-d-be-proud-to-bring-home_105576.jpg)
