Quote by John Biccard

“Do the chickens have large talons?”

— Napoleon Dynamite

“...ducks and geese are foolish things, and must be looked after, but girls can take care of themselves.”

— Washington Irving

“Bloodthirsty little beasts. Never trust a duck.”

— Cassandra Clare

“To ugly ducklings everywhere, Don't worry about those fluffy yellow morons: They'll never get to be swans”

— Zoë Marriott

“I hear lots of things. Those silly hens never shut up. All day long it's 'grubs, eggs, grubs, eggs.' I could die of boredom.”

— Erica Verrillo

“What do they do with those ducks, in the winter?”

— JD Salinger

“I used to have all of my ducks in a row. Now I'm happy to just have them in my vicinity.”

— Mommy Moo Moo

“Some men ease themselves like setting hens into the nest of death.”

— John Steinbeck

“...I have a magical duck-kitten.”

— Kelley York

“In Virginia... all geese are swans.”

— John Adams

“some birds aren't ment to be caged... their feathers are just to bright…”

— Stephen King

“Sick of lame ducks, use Cosmic Ordering and your ducks will lay golden eggs.”

— Stephen Richards