Boring Quote by Joel Derfner Download Open image ““Did you just say you Think Mansfield Park is boring? Get out of my house.”” — Joel Derfner ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.6 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Boring Boring House Genius Haiku Jane austen Mansfield park Park Boring Think Mansfield Wit
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Life is what you make it¦If one refuses to use ones imagination..it will be boring. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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