Quote by Joe Budden

To a toad, what is beauty? A female with pop eyes, a wide mouth, yellow belly, and a spotted back,

— Voltaire

And there I was, 225 pounds, perpetually lost and confused, short legs, ape-like upper body, all chest, no neck, head too large, blurred eyes,…

— Charles Bukowski

To a toad what is beauty? A female with two lovely pop-eyes, a wide mouth, yellow belly, and green spotted back.

— Voltaire

For she had eyes and chose me.

— William Shakespeare

I didn’t want the person standing there, beside the bed, to have the same face I’d found so attractive at the airport. But you…

— Lucy Christopher

I once stopped to pick up a girl, and then there was this creepy-looking guy standing behind the bushes waiting to jump out and…

— Larry David

They were lovely, your eyes, but you didn't know where to look.

— Giorgos Seferis

Ask a toad what is beauty....; he will answer that it is a female with two great round eyes coming out of her little…

— Voltaire

Your girl got a cute face her friend got a nice body.

— Dom Kennedy

She was, if anything, on the plain side, at least not the type to attract men wherever she went. But there was something in…

— Haruki Murakami

Those innocent eyes, those kissable lips, a great smile the perfect walk, smoothest talk, absolute gorgeous, thts enough about u¦ how r u ?

— Maxfabmohi

I guess I was a nice girl with a nice figure, because I just had to wear a bathing suit and dive in the…

— P. J. Soles