Dragons Quote by Joe Bob Briggs

“Speaking of things that'll make your head explode, "Dragon: The Bruce Lee Story" finally made it to the drive-in”

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If you hate what you're seeing, you call it sex and violence. If you like it, you call it omance and adventure.

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They'll give you an Oscar if they think you're about to drop dead. The problem with The Oscars is, the average age of The…

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Discourse is fleeting, but junk mail is forever.

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I hate The Oscars. The Oscars make me want to throw things at the TV. In the ancient history of The Oscars, people would…

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I love Martin Scorsese, but there's another indication of what The Oscars are all about. They've ignored Martin Scorsese for going on 35 years…

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You're not a real Texan till you've been kicked out of every decent state in America.

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The best ally you can have in breaking up a street fight is a grandmother.

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I always remind people why The Oscars got started in 1928: It was an effort by the studios to suppress the unions. They started…

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There is no post-9/11. Everything from now until the end of time is post-9/11.

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Everything changed in Bosnia, when General Wesley Clark proved that you could fight a war with high- level precision air strikes and a bare…

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Almost every venerable tradition at a men's club starts out as a joke.

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In other words, New York has gone all suburban and bourgeois on us.

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Arouse a bee and it will come at you with the force of a dragon.

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Either dragons should exist completely or fail to exist at all, he felt. A dragon only half-existing was worse than the extremes.

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“What do you want?" "You." His voice was soft, low. His eyes were intense and watchful.”

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“Unable to help herself, she traced the tat, startled by the black and red ink mixed together. But it was the dragon design itself…

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For fantasy is true, of course. It isn't factual, but it is true. Children know that. Adults know it too, and that is precisely…

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My brother believed in all sorts of mythical creatures: pixies, dragons, werewolves, honest men.

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Fairy tales are more than true: not because they tell us that dragons exist, but because they tell us that dragons can be beaten.

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I shopped with G-Dragon a long time ago but now that we live together, I can't buy clothes with him.

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“Part II: Misgivings & Magic Darkness? Is it terrifying, or is it beautiful?”

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We started this together, Leo. Seems only right you come along. You find us a ride, you're in." "Yes!" Leo pumped his fist. *…

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“The dragon is a more enduring animal than the pterodactyl. I have never yet met anyone who really believed in a pterodactyl; but every…

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