Clever man Quote by Joe Abercrombie

“My wife says that I can’t kill you for being an asshole. She has a much kinder heart than I do. If you or…

— Thea Harrison

“Well, he's handsome and rich and you're living in his house, borrowing his boat. You're his— He's your—" he still couldn't say it. Saying…

— Camlia Waite

“I won’t tolerate her hurting you, my son. I’ll kill the bitch first.” “Weren’t you the one who tried to cut father’s throat before…

— G.A. Aiken

“Dad,” I said quietly, “I’ve always made it a rule in my life not to pick fights with children, cute animals, or ignorant old…

— Richelle Mead

“Oh, you dear good father!" cried Mary, putting her hands round her father's neck, while he bent his head placidly, willing to be caressed.…

— George Eliot

“What husband wants a wife who thinks she’s smarter than he is?”

— Lisa See

“All ambitious men want either to please their fathers or to punch them in the goddamned face.”

— Antonio Garcia Martinez

“Your wife is smarter than you; know this, and you will live happily ever after.”

— Matshona Dhliwayo

“I tell you it's deadly when you start thinking your wife might be right.”

— Isaac Asimov

“I am a great husband because I am very afraid she may kill me.”

— Gillian Flynn

“You know, things you did and do to make sure you and Mom have such a great marriage?” “Oh! I gave that advice to…

— Gini Koch

“I'm your wife. You should have come to me. When I have ever not been there to help you? He shook his head, telling…

— Courtney Giardina