Checks Quote by Joan Crawford Download Open image “Check out the very best of Hollywood jokes that will make you laugh” — Joan Crawford ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Checks Hollywood Jokes Laughing Make you laugh
You know what? I never really factor Hollywood into anything. I'm a black actor, so I can't really control what Hollywood thinks. I gotta… — Jamie Foxx Copy Share Image
You know what? I never really factor Hollywood into anything. Im a black actor, so I cant really control what Hollywood thinks. I gotta… — Jamie Foxx Copy Share Image
When you're in Hollywood, you get sort of jaded about what you think the sense of humor of Hollywood is supposed to be, so… — Diedrich Bader Copy Share Image
I don't really want to do the Hollywood thing, I think you ought to try to say something with your movies. — Ellen Page Copy Share Image
Russell Crowe likes to tell jokes, which I can't. I can't remember a joke to save my life. I don't have a brain for… — Rachel McAdams Copy Share Image
In Hollywood, it's hard to be funny, because all the big jokes are in Washington. — Rich Little Copy Share Image
“What the hell do you know? You don’t understand what Hollywood wants. I need to be skinny.” “Okay. Okay. How about a salad?” “No!… — Elise Sax Copy Share Image
You can crack a joke and make a person smile but it matters a lot when that's on screen. It can be a very… — Jitendra Kumar Copy Share Image
Any jokes I make I try to make sure it's on story and helps the characters and makes sense with the movie. — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
There are a lot of comedic actors who are just out to be the funny one and get all the laughs and they'll sacrifice… — Jake M. Johnson Copy Share Image
Nobody can imitate me. You can always see impersonations of Katharine Hepburn and Marilyn Monroe. But not me. Because I've always drawn on myself… — Joan Crawford Copy Share Image
Of all the actresses ... to me, only Faye Dunaway has the talent and the class and the courage it takes to make a… — Joan Crawford Copy Share Image
If you have an ounce of common sense and one good friend you don't need an analyst. — Joan Crawford Copy Share Image
I think the most important thing a woman can have - next to talent, of course - is her hairdresser. — Joan Crawford Copy Share Image
If you've earned a position, be proud of it. Don't hide it. I want to be recognized. When I hear people say, 'There's Joan… — Joan Crawford Copy Share Image
[To the mother of two unruly children in a restaurant after the woman said she really didn't know what to do with her children:]… — Joan Crawford Copy Share Image
It is my intention to make no provision herein for my son Christopher or my daughter Christina for reasons which are well known to… — Joan Crawford Copy Share Image
“I find suggestion a hell of a lot more provocative than explicit detail. You didn't see Clark[Gable] and Vivien[leigh] rolling around in bed in… — Joan Crawford Copy Share Image
I remember most clearly when a teenage Christopher spat in my face. He said, "I hate you". It's pretty hard to overlook that. I… — Joan Crawford Copy Share Image
Check out the albums, ... Check out the live performances. That's the reality of it all. Music is such an energizing thing. — John Mayall Copy Share Image
When the fountains of government [borrowing] abundance began to dry up, when through lack of funds and the impossibility of negotiating fresh loans the… — John T. Flynn Copy Share Image
Even with clothing naked animals, there were people who wanted to send in money. A woman in Santa Barbara, California, sent a $40,000 check.… — Alan Abel Copy Share Image
I gave birth to most of them MC's... So when it comes around to the month of May, Send me your royalty check for… — Roxanne Shante Copy Share Image
Two things you need to know about taxes. They've extended the deadline to April 18, and when you write your check, just make it… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
The first thing you ought to do is verify what I present. Just because I say it doesn't make it true. So check it… — Noam Chomsky Copy Share Image
It's a constant man-ego-check going on in the streets, in this world. — Tupac Shakur Copy Share Image
Well, a lot of our concerts do okay, and I know we still get royalty checks which still isn't that important, but again, I… — Bruce Johnston Copy Share Image
The things of the world are ever rising and falling, and in perpetual change; and this change must be according to the will of… — Wilhelm von Humboldt Copy Share Image
If you find your feet dragging, check your path. You are probably on the wrong one. — Philip Toshio Sudo Copy Share Image
The American people reject the idea of giving Washington a blank check to increase the debt limit. — Martha Roby Copy Share Image